Muppet performs the Roswell autopsy!

Surgeon Baffet from the Muppet system discovered in a frame of the Santilli Alien Autopsy Video!

In a recent discovery whilst sifting through snippets of removed footage of the Santilli Video tape of the Roswell UFO crash's Alien autopsies, some rare authentic proof of the existence of the legendary Galaxian Muppet race has been discovered.. The specimen in the picture below is one of the Muppet planet's surgeon baffets, renowned for their steady mouth (they don't have hands and perform all surgical operations with a laser emission that exudes from their long and agile sensor tongues. The Surgeon baffet of the Muppet system's third moon evolved this ability due to the fact that, on their planet, there is another species (razor pivots), which likes to eat baffet tongues, so whilst they are slithering around in the densely clouded mists of their methane forests using their tongues to extend into cavities in the groganta trees which grow there (these trees are massive and have cavities and crevices up to 7 meters deep where other creatures, such as the honeysweet snodgrapper like to reside), they will use the laser shot from their tongue to slice any creature which feels like it is bending in half on their tongue. The laser will immediately slice through whatever is in a 360 degree radius of the area which is touching the tongue. This is due to the fact that the razor pivot ( a hovering, hooked flying piscine creature), is a creature which will double in half and it's waist/thorax is razor sharp in a c-shape - the c shaped thorax will grip whatever has grabbed it and grab it like a pair of earth plyers, or perhaps a wire cutter, and "Snip!" in half .

Below pic; Razor Pivots entering a hole

There is also the danger of the muscly ringworm, which slips itself around the tongue and the squeezes until the tongue is split in two.

Below pic - Muscly Ringworm on a surgeon Baffet's tongue

Many surgeon Baffets must have lost their tongues before Mother Nature evolved their laser device! After the footage of the surgeon Baffet in the Roswell autopsy video were discovered, conclusions have been made suggesting that the US Government have an alliance with the surgeon Bafets and asked them to assist in performing the autopsy.

Seven Eleven Opens in Space!

Seven Eleven has done it again! Once more they are in the forefront of Franchise Marketing and have now gone "Intergalactic" with stores open all around the Galaxy at major Space Portals and Solar Systems, as well as Major Mining Asteroid belts and Lunar Base Camps. Orbital Hospitals and Prisons are planned for the near future for visiting Family members to be able tohover in on their personal Jet pack and pick up their favourite Earth-Snacks and treats from the counter.
Seven Eleven started on Planet Earth as a sleazy Urban Supermarket Franchise in the early Eighties and soon became the biggest worldwide Franchise since Mac Donald's. Now they are the first earth based Franchise to have gone Galaxywide and soon plan to increment their product line to non Earth products and sundries to cater for the other Ethnic groups in the Galaxy. First in their expected new product arrivals will be the graxxof Burbleax Puke Crunchydrink which the insectoid Chlorophyll based non Humanoid ixafafkf Race are so fond of pouring into the exo stomachs.

Galactic Equinox

The Winter solstice alignment of Your Planet with the Galactic plane in the Earth Year 2012 approaching. Your Planet normally crosses the galactic plane twice each year, as does your Mother Star, Sol (known to Earth's people as the Sun).
Galactic Alignment means the alignment of the Winter Solstice Sun (In the Monkth called December), with the Galactic Equator. This alignment occurs because of the precession of the equinoxes.

The alignment in Earth year 2012 differs from the alignments which occur each year, due to the fact that in the Year 2012 of your Earth Calendar, the two days on which Your Sun will cross the Galactic Plane will come into alignment with two Solstices. Such a thing happens once every 13,000 years.

Earthyear 21st 12th 2012